SYNFLUX / IN-CHARACTER CONTACT

[gyve]

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CHARACTER NAME

KALADIN STORMBLESSED

CIVILIAN NAME

CALVIN WERO

TEAM

REVELATION

HOUSING NUMBER

009

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Comments

[fessus]

Okay one sec

[ He summons the sealed package onto his bed, flipping covers away to make it look less messy in here than it actually is. Click. Send.

This is, in fact, yamadenki meat and not worm meat, blessedly. Still, it doesn't exactly look appetizing. ]

Here this is what he was giving out

PS do you have his sn?

1/3

[gyve]

Got it
I'll take a look

2/3

[gyve]

( well, it's not worm meat. silco gets a reluctant pass. )

No this isn't it
This is something else
I recommend you throw it

[gyve]

( ... )

Do I what

[fessus]

Cool still unidentified and still weird, got it..... doesn't really sound like it's great news that he's apparently giving this stuff out

[ A pause. Oh, right. ]

His screen name, do you know what it is?

[gyve]

Bad daddy

He's definitely doing something illicit but what
I don't know and I can't prove it yet

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

Bad daddy?????

[gyve]

Yes bad daddy

[fessus]

Full body fully loaded cringe

[gyve]

What are you cringing for
He's bad and has a child
I don't know how you can get more accurate than that

[fessus]

Do you call your old man "daddy"

[gyve]

No
I respect him

So I call him by his name

( which is fucking disrespectful )

Do you call your father daddy

[fessus]

[ Wow okay well that's weird too but we don't have time to unpack both at once– ]

No no adult does which is the point, you wanna call a stranger that? It's creepy

[gyve]

I will NEVER call Silco daddy

[fessus]

GREAT I WON'T EITHER????

Just say it's weird and agree with me already then!

[gyve]

Was I telling you to
Of COURSE it's WEIRD

That doesn't mean it's not INACCURATE
HE'S A FATHER AND HE'S AN ASSHOLE

[fessus]

I didn't tell you to do it either??? 🤢🤮🤮

You get why I'm cringing, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T JUST BC THIS IS SO REAL FOR YOU

[gyve]

I can't I'm too busy cringing over your screen name which isn't much better in my opinion

Are you a dark warrior
How dark of a warrior are you

[fessus]

Not much better??

Really bc I'm pretty sure if you called me "warrior" in public you'd actually survive the experience, and my hair's darker than yours so it's really got that ACCURACY angle you're so into

[gyve]

There's something I'm must be missing here because calling someone my daddy isn't going to get me killed

( wait till he understands the joke, then he'll see to it himself )

What do the cross parts stand for

( it looks kind of like the bridge four salute, two crossed forearms...

likes them... )

[fessus]

Can we set everything else aside and agree on one thing

You NEED to stop saying daddy bc every time I see it written out I know you're saying it with your own mouth and I hate that

[gyve]

You're a very odd person

If it makes you feel better
Fine

[fessus]

Finally

[ Okay... okay... ]

The cross parts are there bc I like them. Plus when you're picking a name online it has to be unique so if someone's already darkwarrior I can change it up with the Xs and I'm good to go

[gyve]

So was someone already dark warrior
Or did you start with the exes

( snrk— )